Patrick Dempsey looks like a down syndrome kid on a vegan diet or like what Sean Penn would look like if his mom smoked the crack during her pregnancy. Seriously people, how the fuck do women and People magazine find him sexy? The guy looks like one of those mashups of celebrities that Conan and cheezy internet funny sites put together. He is fucking ugly.Oh wait I think I answered my first question within the question. The reason the mindless sluts known as the average consumer American public female find him "hawt" is because People magazine keeps telling them he is. Oh to be an American.
With that I am off to watch My Super Sweet Sixteen and see girls I would love to anally rape with no lube.
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